Chapter 3 - 13 My Home My Life – Two of us shopping together

As soon as I arrived home, a errand from Yashisu was waiting for me with a large amount of vibrator materials.
I wonder when in the world he asked for it and got there before us.
The errand girl handed me the materials and disappeared without a sound.
OH JAPANESE NANJA!
I was about to say something like that, but I couldn't let it get through anyway, so I kept it to myself.
I'm sure she must have a job that she wouldn't normally do as a errand.
Scary, scary.

As it is, the three of us head to the alchemy room and create a large number of vibrators.
Come to think of it, this is the first time I've ever made something in front of Wendy and I kept concentrating on making it, trying to get it done as quickly as possible.
I don't feel somewhat embarrassed on the way, so I decide to ask Wendy to prepare a bath for me.
And even if I kept making vibrators, I wouldn't be able to reach 10 million Nord at all, so I had to pay for the rest with accessories, including living expenses.

“Well, today is surely a tough day for you!” (Yashisu)
“You look like you're really pleased with yourself” (Itsuki)
“No, no. Even with this, her debt was 15 million, so it's a huge loss” (Yashisu)
“If you sell them, you'll make over 15 million Nord” (Itsuki)
“Yeah, that's a given. Well, I'm so glad I signed an exclusive contract at that time” (Yashisu)

With that, Yashisu put the items into a magic bag and left.
Huh, I'm very tired.
Come to think of it, the four of them haven't come back yet.
I don't think they're going to be like, "I'm going to kill you."

“I’m home” (Shiro) (Solte) (Aina) (Renge)

The four of them seemed to be back as I slicing up the Moi until Wendy was ready.

“This is such a big house-Tsu......” (Renge)
“Lord, this is a fine house” (Aina)
“You, not I mean, Lord-sama got a house like this?” (Solte)

All three of them seemed to be surprised at the size of the house.
Nevertheless, they're all muddy....
Oh, that's mud, right? That's not blood, is it?
I don't know where and what they've been doing.

“You should go to the bathroom first because your look not very clean......” (Itsuki)
“You have a bath!!?” (Solte)
“Naturally. It's the best” (Itsuki)
“Whoa........I got bought into an amazing place” (Solte)
“Ah, clean it off before you go in, okay?” (Itsuki)
“I know that much” (Solte)

As expected, I wouldn't allow anyone to get into the bathtub while they were still muddy.

“How about Lord?” (Shiro)
“I'm just in time to do some prep work so I can't do it now” (Itsuki)
“Okay, Shiro will enter with Lord” (Shiro)
“No, I'm not going to allow you to go into the kitchen with all that mud” (Itsuki)
“Mmm. Well, I'll just clean off the dirt and come back later” (Shiro)
“If so, good to come” (Itsuki)
“Wait a minute! Lord-sama, you're taking a bath with such a small girl!” (Solte)

Oh. I wonder what are you saying at this point.

“? It's basic to go in with Lord here” (Shiro)
“Basic, is it? This basic is high level. But it's what I want-Tsu!” (Renge)

No, you hate men in your setting, so don't wish for it.
Are you sure?
I'm not going to allow you to take a bath in a towel, okay?

“Well, I guess I'll just have to go ahead” (Aina)

Aina said and Shiro led her to the bath.
Ah-ah. If only I hadn't been preparing for it, I'd be in it too....
Ah, hot water....... well, Wendy is going to pour the magic into it
Ah, so I'll be taking a bath by myself today.
Well, it's nice to be able to relax.

As I was thinking about this, the door suddenly opened and Yashisu appeared, and we all turned around.

“Oh, sorry. Oh, just in time. I'm going to have to borrow Renge-sama” (Yashisu)
“Hmm? Is there anything left to do?” (Itsuki)
“Yes, even though it's a small crime, I still have to report it to lord” (Yashisu)
“Oh, that's right-Tsu. I'm a criminal slave, after all” (Renge)
“Yes. Well, I'd appreciate it if you'd come with me” (Yashisu)
“Roger that. Lord, I'll be back in a bit” (Renge)
“I'll return her to you soon” (Yashisu)
“Sure. I'll be waiting you with meal” (Itsuki)
“I will be off-Tsu!” (Renge)
“Now, if you'll excuse me” (Yashisu)

Come to think of it, I had to go to Lord's place.
I forgot about it at all because of recent commotion at the end.
Yup.
This is again the adventurers' fault.

“Aina, take a bath” (Shiro)
“Oh, I wonder should I wait for Renge” (Aina)
“I think it's a good idea. You two better get in first. Stink” (Shiro)
“Stink, it can't be helped, I just got back from the dungeon!” (Solte)
“Huh, a crime slave talking back to Shiro” (Shiro)
“Gigi. Suh-hah........ I'm sorry, Shiro-sama” (Aina)
“It's disgusting. Aina and Dog also should act normal” (Shiro)
“I'm not a dog, I told you!” (Solte)
“Just go. Lord will hate you if you stink” (Shiro)
“Don't say the word "stink" too much...” (Solte)
“Ugh, I know, then let's go!” (Shiro)

This place is going to be noisy too.........
I wonder if I will be able to live a quiet life?
If I want to bask in the sun, I might as well fix the space and float in the air.
If I accidentally fall asleep, the spell may be lifted, so I'll try it next time in a lower position.

The rest of the time, I hope Shiro and Solte, Wendy and Renge get along with each other.
Let's have them team up in pairs.
I hope it doesn't turn out to be the other way around.
Well, I'd better put the Moi in the salt water or they'll be discolored.
But with this number of people, it's tough to cook....

Well, but this is just a snack.
The rest of them can be regular fries.
After that, I still want to make a red wine stew.
I've bought Tomato (Tomet), and I'm pretty sure the honey was in the preserves.
The rest is just a matter of adjusting.
Ah, right. Pressure cooker......
I wonder if I can somehow put pressure on the pot in an invisible prison.

Oh, yeah, and flour!
I've got flour, sugar and salt. Ah, but no dry yeast....
Hmmm ... it can't be helped, let's give up bread this time.
There's white bread, so I think there's probably baking soda.
Then I could make a pizza with tomatoes, meat, piggymans and moi.
The cheese is.... OK. There it is. It's not going to be a problem.

One thing I've noticed.
Japanese food is hard to make in another world.
There's no basic soy sauce to begin with.
And Mirin too.
I want to eat meat and potatoes......

Hmmm ... I guess I don't have enough ingredients.
I also missed out on buying Olive oil from shop.
How about going to buy some more?

“Master-sama? Now that the three of them are in the bath, how is Master going to do?” (Wendy)
“Oh, just in time. I'm sorry, but can you make me another meal? I'm just going to go to do some shopping” (Itsuki)
“Are you on your own? It's dangerous! At least take Shiro with you” (Wendy)
“No, but she's taking a bath now” (Itsuki)
“Shiro said she's just going to get the mud off, so she'll be out soon. Probably soaking wet” (Wendy)
“Lord, wipe me” (Shiro)

Totally soaked, Shiro comes out of it, not caring that the water is flowing sloppily past the level of dripping from her hair.

“Hey, Shiro! As expected, you should wipe up a little bit before you go! Aww. You're soaking the floor” (Itsuki)
“Huh ... I'll wipe down the floor, so Master can wipe Shiro and go finish your shopping quickly” (Wendy)
“Hmmm, going out? With the Lord? And Wendy?” (Shiro)
“I've been asked by Master-sama to prepare dinner, Shiro. This time you have to protect him tightly” (Wendy)
“Hmm. I'll be on guard” (Shiro)
“No, I don't want to get in trouble twice in one day......” (Itsuki)

As expected, if it's going to happen twice, I'm going to leave the city.
Let's find out if it's my fault or the city's.

After wiping Shiro's body and getting her dressed, I put out the ingredients I bought earlier ahead of time before heading to the North District shopping district once again.
On the way there, I was talked to by a madam who sold me vegetables.
I'm the only one who thinks of a fat woman when I hear the word "madam".

“Oh, earlier...... are you, all right?” (Madam from vegetable store)
“Yeah, there's no problem.  As you can see, there's not a scratch on it” (Itsuki)
“So it was. Good for you” (Madam from vegetable store)
“Ahaha. Sorry for causing the disturbance” (Itsuki)
“I wonder what happened to that girl” (Madam from vegetable store)
“I wasn't injured or anything, so the sentence seems to be light. It seems that she and Yashisu are now going to ask the lord for a word” (Itsuki)
“That's good. Well, it was a good thing. We were worried about that kid, because even though she was a slave, she was so energetic and cheerful, and she would make us feel cheerful about ourselves” (Madam from vegetable store)
“Ahaha. I don't want to get in too much trouble for something as big a deal as that, you know” (Itsuki)
“Did you ask for leniency, too?” (Madam from vegetable store)
“Naturally, sure” (Itsuki)
“Oh, thank you. Well, then, can I tell you that it's no big deal, because there's someone else who was worried about it?” (Madam from vegetable store)
“Yes, of course. But there seems to be some kind of punishment, so I hope you understand that” (Itsuki)
“I know. A bear-man owner has been dawdling with worry. Go ahead and tell him about it” (Madam from vegetable store)

Ah, that's right.
That person is one of the people involved.
I can't tell him in detail, so I'll just skip it and tell him exactly how it ends.

While I'm at it, I bought more vegetables from the shop of Madam.
Shiro was reluctant, but she sold everything to me at a discount because she didn't want it to go unsold when the store was about to close.
Then a number of people questioned me about that on the way to the bear tribe's store.
What I found out is that few details are known.
The only thing they remembered was that there was some kind of commotion, that they saw me falling down, and that the bear tribe's store vendor had been taken away.
I forced anyone who had heard the word "kill," to show them the loin and mislead them.
I thought "this loin~" sounded like "kill" or something.

Good thing I happened to buy a loin!
I bet they don't even notice it!
Because they didn't run into me!

“Lord, you look like an idiot” (Shiro)
“Terrible! Because Shiro said you'd kill half of her, or that you'd definitely kill her!” (Itsuki)
“Mmm. Before that, Renge said” (Shiro)
“Renge is Renge. Shiro is Shiro” (Itsuki)
“The statement is laced with Lord's subjective speculations. Hence, I dismiss the objection” (Shiro)
“I wonder what this trial is about...” (Itsuki)
“A trial that doesn't require vegetables. If I win the case, I can eat all the meat I want for the rest of my life” (Shiro)
“Sentencing, Shiro guilty” (Itsuki)
“Ridiculous......... I feel the power behind the scenes. I demand a reconsideration” (Shiro)
“What the hell are you guys doing...” (Bear-man from oil store)

I was playing contrast with Shiro, and before I knew it, we were in front of the bear tribe's store.

“Osu. I'm here to shop” (Itsuki)
“Oh, yeah. Hey, you know” (Bear-man from oil store)
“If it is about Renge, she'll be fine” (Itsuki)
“Yeah, is that so. It's just that it's been on my mind...” (Bear-man from oil store)
“I could tell by the way you came in here that you were very fond of her” (Itsuki)
“Oh, man. The other guys were worried about her. Well, she sells at these stores too” (Bear-man from oil store)
“Heh. I mean, if that's the case, she's been a slave for quite some time?” (Itsuki)
“No, what, three days ago? The day's queue is going to be over so quickly that she's going to have to go to the next store, then the next store, then the next store, and then multiple times a day to sell” (Bear-man from oil store)
“I see. I guess the owner drew the short straw” (Itsuki)
“Oh.... Oh well. But I'm glad to hear that mister's okay. I was sure you were going to die” (Bear-man from oil store)
“Well, it's not safe in a way...” (Itsuki)

I wonder if it's safe to say that that girl, who hates men, is going to be my slave.
Well, but her character has already collapsed, and all that's left now is a superb thigh and a 'Tsu' at the end of the word.

“What is it? Forced labor?” (Bear-man from oil store)
“No, she'll be my slave” (Itsuki)
“What the hell ... then it's okay. If that's how much you adore the little girl over there, she'll be safe with you” (Bear-man from oil store)

The owner hugs my waist and looks up and looks at Shiro, who still doesn't listen to me and says, "I demand a reconsideration."
Do you adore this one?

“Oh, well. You know, if you can, you should bring her along for shopping. I'm sure everyone will be very pleased to see her” (Bear-man from oil store)
“I'll come around soon. And it's going to make me feel safer” (Itsuki)
“Yes, please. Now, customer? What are you looking for today?” (Bear-man from oil store)

The owner patted his chest and suddenly changed to customer service mode.
Now, there's actually quite a lot of stuff in this store that I've been curious about.
I have sold more to Yashisu, so I can buy enough with the extra money and Wendy is not here.
Then I'll buy everything I find interesting!
This is how I bought all sorts of powders and spices and seasonings, including olive oil.
I continue on further and shop while talking about Renge.

It was totally cost 550,000 Nord.
Most of it is the cost of Olive oil that I failed to buy last time, but the remaining 50,000 Nord are used on curious items that I'm not even sure what I'm going to use it for.
Needless to say, when I got home, Wendy scolded me for buying an unplanned plan again.




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