Chapter 3 - 12 My Home My Life – The end of riot

When I showed everyone that nothing had happened and the missing bruises, it was the person who had given me the bruises, Renge was most surprised.
And she says,

“What does this mean!?　You'll still have a scar on you for at least 30 days, you know!?　There's no way it’s going to go away this fast even if you take recovery potion (Large)!　Don't tell me you'd use your precious elixir for this!?” (Renge)

things like that.
I was thinking that there is such a thing as an elixir, and that the recovery potion (large) wasn't good enough after all.

“Well, whatever. There was never a bruise to begin with. That's the truth. With this you're going to be OK, right!?” (Itsuki)

GuFuu!
Just who is the crazy idiot who dives directly into the wound........

“Gao-......” (Solte)

You better be clear on whether you're going to cry or glare.

“You definitely pushed yourself hard......” (Solte)
“I didn't. I didn't. I didn't do anything” (Itsuki)
“Smells burnt......... It smells like burnt human flesh” (Solte)

...... As expected of dog, I should say.
Your sense of smell is really as good as a dog's.

“That's just in your imagination” (Itsuki)
“Wendy's face is so radiant. Shiro's face is so dark, I'm sure something happened. Ugh “(Solte)

Ugyaaaaa.
I mean, that's where the injuries were.
Don't grab it with your hand! Get away your grip from it!

“Uh, well, don't worry about it, ugh!” (Itsuki)

Opposite side!　Who are you!

“......smells burnt” (Renge)
“Yup. You definitely did something crazy......” (Solte)
“It smells like human flesh being burned” (Renge)
“Yup” (Solte)

Oooh. Renge-san?
Aren’t you forgetting your man-hating setting too much?
Come to think of it, Renge is pretty small.
She's no different with Solte.
But well, a certain part is overwhelming.

“It hurt!” (Itsuki)
“I just had a funny idea” (Solte)
“Don't think!　I mean, you know and grab where injuries were” (Itsuki)
“I knew it you did something. Awuwann” (Solte)
“You are such a pain in the ass!　This girl is a pain in the ass!” (Itsuki)
“Ughwa Ahm Ahm” (Renge)
“You too?　I wonder what's wrong with you” (Itsuki)

Why is Renge even hugging and crying, I don't understand it anymore.

“Um, I'm sorry to say that this is a very joyful moment, but it can't be zero.......” (Yashisu)
“That's where, you know, I will leave it to Yashisu to do your best” (Itsuki)
“No, no, I also have to pay the shopkeeper a penalty, and he was supposed to pay for treatment charges to you......... For that reason, I'm sorry, but I'm afraid that Renge-dono will have to become a criminal slave” (Yashisu)
“Ehh......” (Itsuki)

I stroked their heads as they giggled and cleared their throats, and I wondered what my efforts had been.

“I do take it into consideration. So, in lieu of a fee, I will take the form of a discounted purchase for you. That way, we can keep up the appearance that the customer is buying the slave who assaulted you and doing whatever you want with her” (Yashisu)
“Uh ... it's awful” (Itsuki)
“If you don't mind if someone else buys her and forces to do whatever they please, then please do as you wish” (Yashisu)

He says whatever he wants, but I know that face showing he knows I'm going to buy her.
Well, even as a Yashisu, this is the maximum possible concession that can be made.
And he's going to have to go along with my ridiculous lies.
But I'd have to hear it from Renge about this.

“That's how it is. What do you want to do, Renge?” (Itsuki)
“I will do-Tsu...... I will return the favor ughh” (Renge)
“Ah yes, yes. Wipe the tears away” (Itsuki)

Don't ignore the handkerchief (from the former world) I offered you and wipe your soggy face with my clothes.
Gee, this is one of my favorites that Wendy picked out for me....

“I will also do too. Ughhhh” (Solte)
“No, you don't have to........ There's not even a letter” (Itsuki)
“NO Ahhhhh” (Solte)
“Don’t just tell me NO........ but I don't get what you mean” (Itsuki)
“Ughwaahnan” (Solte) (Renge)
“Are you guys acting like kids?　Alright, that's enough, get off me, you two idiot dogs!” (Itsuki)
“I’m not dog” (Solte) (Renge)

Aww, this is seriously a pain in the ass........
Hey there giggling Guild Master, pull them off a bit.
Or else I won't be coming back to deliver the potion. Hey, hey.

“Hey, Wendy, help me out” (Itsuki)
“I don't know. This is the result of what Master-sama have done” (Wendy)
“Shiro” (Itsuki)
“Shiro is reflecting on it now” (Shiro)
“Aina!” (Itsuki)
“Mm. Isn't it good?　And since Renge is going to be Master's slave, we must follow the same path” (Aina)
“Guild MASTER!!” (Itsuki)
“Well, that's not a problem for a young mister” (Guild Master)
“ADVENTURERS!!!” (Itsuki)
“Go explode!” (Adventurers)

Eh, what?
I wonder what this away baptism is.
If you ask me if I want it or not, then of course I want it, you know?
But, I mean, if there are going to be more people around me like this, it's going to be later, isn't it?
I should increase in numbers later, when I have more money and a bigger house.
After all, this is entire one party.
I'm kind of people who put more attention on guard, but I might be able to do some dungeons and stuff, you know?
I haven't even been in this world that long, and I've got five slaves?
At the rate I'm going, there will be fifty slaves in the next year?

“Wait a minute......... Crime slaves live in my house, right?　It's too bad we don't have enough room” (Itsuki)
“Rest assured. They could live in two large rooms upstairs that could be converted into two large rooms” (Yashisu)
“That's right, though!” (Itsuki)
“Does Master not like it-Tsu?” (Renge)
“Gauuuouu” (Solte)

Oh, jeez.
Ahhhhhh, I get it!
Please, please stop looking up and teary-eyed.
Probably no man can be resistant to this except for a sadist, perverted, demonic bastard!

“Huh...... I get it” (Itsuki)
“So, it's settled, then. Don't worry sir, because they are crime slaves, and the price is a bargain at ten million Nord for three of them” (Yashisu)
“Sure ... in installments, please. I'm short on money right now” (Itsuki)
“Yes, sir. Well then, let's go to the workshop now, shall we?” (Yashisu)
“You're making me to work now!　I'm already very tired today and I need to take a bath and sleep!” (Itsuki)
“Oh, then maybe another buyer will show up” (Yashisu)
“I get it!　I'll make it!　I'll make it, so just go to the tool shop and get the supplies!” (Itsuki)
“As your wish. Well, let's send one of my men on an errand” (Yashisu)

It is fine as long as I make it, right!

“Aina, Solte, have you collected the ore?” (Itsuki)
“We have. I get a lot of the good stuff out of there” (Aina)
“.... originally it would have been liberating slave contract with that” (Itsuki)
“It's all right. I'm sure life would be the same under Lord's roof as it was before” (Aina)
“I guess so. I'll probably have you guys continue to go on adventures and collect materials and stuff” (Itsuki)
“Master!　I'll do my best too-Tsu!　I'll do my best so ahh!” (Renge)
“Ah yes, yes. I'll let Renge do your best” (Itsuki)
“You can do whatever you want with my thighs and breasts so ahh” (Renge)
“......sure” (Itsuki)
“Master-sama?” (Wendy)
“He. It's nothing” (Itsuki)

What a honey trap.
No, I get told to do whatever I want with those legs that make me want to touch them.
Of course, it can't be helped.

“Mister. Mister” (Adventurer)
“Hmm?” (Itsuki)
“Go explode!” (Adventurer)
“Don't tell me every time you call for me and then tell me....” (Itsuki)
“Ah!　Our Madonna is ahhh!　Our admiration is ahhh!” (Adventurer)
“Then you'll have to deal with it yourself!” (Itsuki)
“Are you sure?　If it happens, your husband will di......” (Adventurer)
“When that happens, I'll crush you with all my slaves. I'll ask Reinrich-sama for help!” (Itsuki)
“You're a mister who depend on other forces!　You're not going to do anything about it yourself” (Adventurer)
“No way in hell I can do that!　Oh, I see!　When I get home, I'm going to develop an ED (Erectile Dysfunction) pill!　I'll make sure you're all incapacitated for life!” (Itsuki)
“This is a horrible drug!　So, the name of Reinrich's apprentice was true after all!　Stop him, you bastards!” (Adventurer)
“Hahahahaha!　Protect me, Shiro!　I've decided that I'm going to cripple them all, and I've decided now!” (Itsuki)

I'm already exhausted.
I don't blame them for resenting me when this happens.
If I were an adventurer, I'd be too jealous as a man to forgive a man for enslaving three beautiful women.
That's why I need to develop a self-defense potion.
Incompetence is too scary a drug for a man to take.
If you're going to kill me, I'm going to deprive you of pleasure and offspring.
If I get kill, I will get effect you too. I'll cripple your that place all for life!

“Don't let him get away!” (Adventurer)
“No, but this little one is too strong!” (One of Adventurers)
“Aina, Solte and Renge, join me and get me out of here.　Wendy, let's go!” (Itsuki)
“Yes, Master-sama” (Wendy)
“Don't say yes!　Our crotch is in trouble, you guys!　I'm sure that face is for real!” (one of Adventurers)
“Step aside, you three!　I, no, our little thing will be in trouble!” (one of Adventurers)
“We can't-Tsu!　Master's orders. after all!” (Renge)
“Yeah. Useless. We're Lord-sama's now” (Solte)
” Ha, Lord-sama. Solte has become honest with Lord” (Aina)
“Nothing's changed!　Lord-sama is already Lord-sama, so it's no wonder!” (Solte)
“You were crying like that before-Tsu” (Renge)
“You too!　Besides, you're the reason we're still slaves” (Solte)
“Then we'll just break up the party-Tsu!　Renge don't mind if I only get Master's favor” (Renge)
“Hah!?　I wonder what happen to your man-hating mind” (Solte)
“I don't have a problem if it's Master-Tsu!　Solte, Master won't like you acting like that, you know?” (Renge)
“I will change!　From now on, I'm going to make sure he likes me!” (Solte)
“I'm going to kill him, you guys!” (Many Adventurers)

Hahahahaha!
Too late!
I'm already out there!

“I won't be able to visit the Adventurers' Guild for a while” (Itsuki)
“Fufu. Well, let's just relax at home” (Wendy)
“Yeah. When things settle down, we'll have a welcome party for the three of them” (Itsuki)
“Yes. I'll help Master” (Wendy)
“Yeah, please. Still busy as ever, huh” (Itsuki)
“You got what you deserved. Master should think a little more before you act” (Wendy)
“My ears hurt to hear it. But it's not so bad, is it?” (Itsuki)
“The three of them could have been saved just by looking at the results, but I'm sure there are more ways that you could have been done” (Wendy)
“Maybe so. Well, let's just see what happens” (Itsuki)

All's well that ends well.
The hate from the adventurers may have gone up, but I've seen the whole thing, so I'm sure they at least have a hand in it.
Now that I have five slaves, I must make more money than ever before........
It's about time pocket money skill to level up.
Right now, it's 100,000 Nord, so hopefully it's going to be 500,000 Nord at next level.

“Master-sama......” (Wendy)
“What is it, Wendy!” (Itsuki)
“Will you remain in favor of me even though the number of people has increased?” (Wendy)
“Of course!　We're gonna lock ourselves in the alchemy room when we get home” (Itsuki)
“Yes!　Master-sama!” (Wendy)
“Oh no, I'm also there” (Yashisu)

You were there, Yashisu!?
Don't tell me you're running and catching up to me.
And he didn't run out of breath, and I didn't feel a single sign of him!

“Oh, don't worry, I'll wait in the living room. Yes. If anyone else comes back, I'll have them stay away from the alchemy room. Is it okay if I give you two hours?” (Yashisu)
“Don't give weird consideration!　I won't do any unnecessary thing!” (Itsuki)
“Eh, you don't?” (Wendy)
“Wendy, too, you should be shy!” (Itsuki)
“If I'm shy, I'll lose to others!” (Wendy)

On what!
Wendy's not gonna lose, you're gonna be fine!

“Hahaha. It's very nice to see you getting along with each other” (Yashisu)
“Yes!　I'm happy” (Wendy)
“I'm happy too!” (Itsuki)

It's about time we see the house.
I guess it's not a problem because there are four people behind me protecting me, but I'm still running.
I think I'm going to have a nice bath today, totally.
I made a firm vow to just get the bath ready as soon as I got home.

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