Chapter 4 – 14 Underground Auction - The Saint's Troop

 In the end, I decided to use alchemy to fix the broken desk and chair because I was the cause of them.

Since I've never done much woodworking, I decided to rebuild them back to the original wood, and then made fittings out of iron to connect them together in a safe manner.

“Well. Thank you for doing all the way” (Blonde-haired saint)

“That's okay. I'm the one who caused it in the first place” (Itsuki)

Bolts, nuts, and steel plates are created from iron to drill holes in the wood and then fasten them together.

In any case, I make sure to reinforce the wood to prevent it from breaking next time.

“That's true, too, but I don't feel good about asking you to give me a recovery potion, too” (Blonde-haired saint)

“Well, I had it on hand” (Itsuki)

To be honest, I was just worried because some of the sisters were still lying on the floor.

However, even a little alchemy can be quite tiring, perhaps because I used more magic power on Invisible Jail earlier. ......

But, well, I guess with this it's finished.

In the last one, I connected the legs of the chair to see the balance.

Well ...... it's okay, I guess.

“By the way, you didn't tell me your name. I am Theresa. Nice to meet you from now on” (Blonde-haired sanit)

“Ah—I am” (Itsuki)

“Darling-san, isn’t it” (Vice-captain)

“Dar—......” (Itsuki)

I wonder what this pure vice-captain is talking about all of a sudden.

I hope she knows what she means.

“You're resurrected already, vice-captain. So, what do you mean by "darling"?　Does the vice-captain and you've known each other for a while and you know his name?” (Theresa)

“No way. It's just nickname” (Vice-captain)

“Is that so?” (Theresa)

“Iya, “ (Itsuki)

“Isn't it true?” (Theresa)

A glance.

Oh. I feel like I'm being stared at out of nowhere.

But I'm not the one making the wrong choice here.

“Uh, ....... Yup. Look, Theresa. That word means husband in our old world. So, if you call me out that, people who know you will get the wrong idea” (Itsuki)

That's exactly the right answer.

And it's not impossible to say that there is no possibility that another reincarnated person might be spreading it.

I'm sorry for the lack of humor.

“Ah-uh. It's not funny. I pretended that I didn't notice you looking at other people' s underwear earlier, don't you feel any guilt or gratitude?” (Vice-captain)

...... No way, Vice-Captain!

Don't tell me you've noticed me looking at you in that state!?

Even though you noticed, you were still showing me Panty-sama!!?

“Oh, my God, it's true?　Creepy ...... impossible!” (vice-captain)

.......

God damn it.

You trapped me, this woman!

This is one hell of an acting sister.

This is too much, this is unforgivable!

You betrayed me.

On which of you is pure. Don't screw with me!

Someone like you don't deserve pure.

From now on, you can wear see-through clothes!

“...... It's you who can't do it, vice-captain. It is a good thing that you are not a married woman, and a saint too, when you call me husband in front of the public ....... You are ready for this, aren't you?” (Itsuki)

“Ah ...... whoa. Oops, time to go home!” (Vice-captain)

There is no clock on the wall, but when I look away for a moment to look at the wall, I turn around and she dash out of the room. But,

“I'm not going to let you get away with it, okay?” (Theresa)

She was tightly caught by Theresa.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let me gooooo!　Help!　Help, pervert darling there!” (Vice-captain)

“Impossible. Give it up” (Itsuki)

“I'll show you as many pants as you want!　You've been seen once, you can be the same twice or thrice. Ahhhh!” (vice-captain)

“............ impossible” (Itsuki)

“Now you're wondering for a second!　Then at least give me another recovery potion!　Before I die!” (vice-captain)

“Ahh, ...... nice” (Itsuki)

“On what!?　There's no back and forth in the story!” (vice-captain)

“This is a church. Hey!” (Itsuki)

“Woo-hoo-hoo!　Send to the goddess, just aaaaaaah!” (vice-captain)

“Vice-captain! Good luck!” (Three other sisters)

“Then lend me a hand!　Those two hands of everyone!” (vice-captain)

“Oh, Shiro-chan, do you want another snack?” “I'm going to get some fruit juice” “Can I ask Shiro-chan's master if I can pet her head?” (Three other sisters)

I think I like these people's convenient ears.

Normally, people don't jump into a dead zone.

“Yeah, I'm fine. But if Shiro says no, you have to give up” (Itsuki)

“Hmm. Fine, because I got snacks. But it's really for the Lord's exclusive use. So today is a special day” (Shiro)

“Cuteeeeee” (Three other sisters)

Watching Shiro being treated with care, I am also relieved.

It's cute how Shiro eats sweets silently, without worrying too much about it.

I want to get the ...... camera.

I want to take a record of this moment, right now.

Hopefully, I want to take a record of Shiro's growth.

But I only vaguely understand the principle of the camera .......

I wonder why I didn't accumulate more knowledge before I was born: .......

I shouldn't be making something like vibrators!

“Woohoo!　Wake up my divinity!　God and Goddess!　Please bless me!　Now!　Preferably one that doesn't die in this situation!” (vice-captain)

“...... I will do without killing you!” (Theresa)

Before I knew it, the vice-captain was crucified on the cross, and the slit was extended to her armpit by Teresa's knife.

“Hihihihi. The vice-captain should also be embarrassed. ......” (Theresa)

“I don't want my divinity to drop!　Or rather, the man's eyes!　Ahhh, the gaze of a man who is excited about the immoral situation ah!” (vice-captain)

“Ah— ...... Shiro cute!” (One of Sister)

“Lord, uh—hm” (Shiro)

“uh—hm” (Itsuki)

“How nice!” (three Sisters)

“hm, uh—hm is not for you. Only for Lord” (Shiro)

“That’s unfair!” (Three sisters)

“Shiro. In return. Um” (Itsuki)

“Ahhh. Hmm, most delicious from the Lord” (Shiro)

“Me too, it's extra delicious because Shiro gave it to me” (Itsuki)

“Huh?　Not looking!?　You're kidding, see, I'm opening my full slit now?　You can see all the underwear from top to bottom!　You see, I have the best body in this unit.　I'm bon-kyu-bon, okay?　Huh?　Not interested?　Oh my god, so sad. ......” (vice-captain)

No, I don't know what this is, but it doesn't feel right.

There's a slit to the armpit, but it's so subtle.

“Hmm—......” (Itsuki)

What to do: .......

For now, let's shorten the skirt.

About 5 cm short underneath.

“Teresa, let's shorten up the bottom line” (Itsuki)

“Do you want to do it around here?” (Theresa)

“Hmmm, a bit higher. Too far. I can see it there. Yeah, yeah, that's a good area” (Itsuki)

“I got it” (Theresa)

It shouldn't be visible from the start.

Whether you can see it or not, that's the charm of the mini-skirt.

“Wow!　Hey, you're cutting this dress that is a sacred vestment!?　No, no, I'll lose my divine energy, oh no!　Oh, that's right, Nee-san wanted to reduce the divine spirit and become a bride!” (vice-captain)

“Don't decide on your own!” (Theresa)

Theresa mercilessly held the skirt together in a bundle and slashed it with a knife.

It's still a sharp knife, though.

And if I look closely, I see that it's white.

I'm not sure when I lent it to you.

“Ahhhhh!　Cut!　This person really cut!　Oh no, this is so breezy. This is so embarrassing!” (vice-captain)

“I'm going to cut your back too!” (Theresa)

“No, no!　Because I could get see!　I'm a little high up now, so if I lift my hips up, that guy will see me!　He could see my precious part through the cloth!” (Vice-captain)

“Ah. I made it too short!” (Theresa)

“It's awful!　I can't check the back!” (Vice-captain)

“It's fine. It was torn anyway” (Theresa)

“That's not the point!　I'm going home after this one, you know?” (Vice-captain)

“You look like a slut” (Itsuki)

“You certainly look like a slut” (Theresa)

“Vice-captain slut” (Three other sisters)

“This is far too horrible!” (Vice-captain)

Even though they don't seem to be having a meeting, I wonder how their voices overlap.

“Speaking of which, do you live in the royal capital?” (Theresa)

“No, I have a house in Ainzhale” (Itsuki)

“Heh. You have a slave and a house at your age. You're making a lot of money” (Theresa)

“It's just about appropriate amount” (Itsuki)

The house was obtained through the plot of Reinrich-sama and Yashisu.

“I don't think so, you know. Our vault-keeper wanted to ask for an additional donation, didn't she?” (Theresa)

“Oh, by the way, she asked for a 100 million donation. I don't have that much money” (Itsuki)

“Hmmm. ...... It's funny, isn't it? Even though the vault keeper's sense of smell is real, it's not” (Theresa)

“The funny thing is that there's a lot of scamming going on in the church. ...... Does the offering really increase the divine energy?” (Itsuki)

“In fact, a certain aristocrat once made a donation so that his son could be baptized, so this is not entirely a scam” (Theresa)

Is it true?

Isn't this the same as the "Buy a 00 and you get a girlfriend" or "Buy a 00 and you win the lottery" ads?

I wouldn't say it was a lie, but it's hard to say I believe it either.

“Well, if you don't have it, you don't have a choice. I'll let those who have the money pay for it!　That's because it's the best way to go. So, you came to Royal Capital from Ainzhale to sightsee?” (Theresa)

“I came to see an auction my friend was going to participate in. I was tempted to join the auction” (Itsuki)

“...... Will you be at the auction the day after tomorrow?” (Theresa)

“Yes, but you know ......?” (Itsuki)

“Of course I know, it's hosted by the church. Or rather, the place is in the basement of the church” (Theresa)

“...... Seriously” (Itsuki)

I didn't expect the church to be the host of the underground auction.

“More importantly, do you have a magic bag for participation?” (Theresa)

“I don't know if there is such a thing as eligibility. I do have a small one, though” (Itsuki)

“It's better to come empty if it's small. You can't buy what you can't fit in, you know” (Theresa)

“Can't buy that doesn't fit?　Why?” (Itsuki)

“There are many high value transactions that are not relevant to the people in the city. It is considered to be an event where the nobles and important people get together to worship on a certain day, so they don't want to do that. Therefore, those who can't bring in what they are selling or who can't bring in what they bought are not allowed to do so, so they are prohibited” (Theresa)

“Or because it's suspicious” (Itsuki)

“That's right” (Theresa)

If someone walked out of a church with something fancy, it would be strange.

It's as if they're doing something shady behind the scenes.

“If you're buying a slave, though, you don't have to worry about it. If you're hiding a person, you're hiding it in a person. But if you want to buy a giant statue excavated from the ruins, or a giant monster skin, you can't get away with it” (Theresa)

“As expected, no one wants to be seen carrying it out of the church” (Itsuki)

“Yes, it is” (Theresa)

I see.

Well, there's also a magic bag, and at worst, if I use it to hide the magic space, I'll be fine.

“Speaking of which, are you an alchemist? Do you have any products to sell?” (Theresa)

“I've made some accessories, but can I start selling them now?” (Itsuki)

“...... deadline is over. How many items do you have?” (Theresa)

“I have a few items to sell as a set so I guess that's one thing” (Itsuki)

I was just waiting to see how it would turn out, so I didn't think it would be a good idea to make too much.

“Then I'm going to help you put it together. Please bring it on the day. Oh, and no fakes” (Theresa)

“It's okay. I made all of them myself” (Itsuki)

“Sometimes, when it comes to jewelry, people don't want to show them the real thing and then swap it out right before handing it over” (Theresa)

“Is there anyone who gets deceived by ......?” (Itsuki)

Since there are appraisal skill in this world, it would be an instant shot to find out.

Since attendance is allowed, I think they should bring one person with appraisal skills.

“First time participants, the aristocrats sometimes get deceived. Since we don't disclose the exhibitors, there is no one to complain to, so they don't want to. The next time they bring someone with appraisal skills, though” (Theresa)

“I see. ......” (Itsuki)

“Um, can you take me down soon ......? Also, if you don't mind, can't you fix this dress with alchemy?” (Vice-captain)

“Ah—......” (Itsuki)

I completely forgot about it.

I didn't even get to admire her thighs because they were already objects in the room.

Hmm. But what is it?

The hem of the dress is short and shows skin, and the body is nice, but it doesn't excite me in any way.

I wonder if my sex drive is also on the decline. ......

“Gotcha” (Theresa)

“Gah!　What are you flipping through!　I've fallen over!　I'm so amazed that I can see the way she speaks!” (Vice-captain)

“Hmmm, Teresa. I wonder if there is something different about it” (Itsuki)

“It's difficult. It is not just a matter of increasing exposure, I guess” (Theresa)

“Sort of. What if not wearing these?” (Itsuki)

“It's fine. You can strip it off” (Theresa)

“You can't do that, you know!?　I've forgiven you so far, but I don't think even the Goddess would tolerate this anymore!” (Vice-captain)

I wonder how well this girl is doing in this situation.

“Whew. If I eat any more, I won't be able to eat my dinner. Satisfied” (Shiro)

“Shiro-chan, please come again!　I'll give you snacks any time!” (One of sister)

“Hmm. I'll come back” (Shiro)

“I'm so glad!” (Three sisters)

“Look at you guys!　Notice the abnormality!　Because now things are happening in the cathedral that shouldn't be happening!　Sister's underwear is about to be ripped off!” (Vice-captain)

I thought Teresa was a bullied character, but apparently the vice-captain is the real deal.

The team members were also too busy devoting themselves to Shiro, or perhaps they were too thorough, not to pay attention to her, let alone talk to her.

“Well, just kidding” (Itsuki)

“Of course, it is” (Theresa)

“Lie!　Those eyes were the eyes that completely ripped me off and chased after me on the way home, barging into my house and assaulting me!” (Vice-captain)

“I wouldn't do that. I've got a carriage waiting outside. Oh, and you can wear this on your way home if you want. You don't want to wear these, because they' re men's clothes, but they're already washed” (Itsuki)

With that, I take out my spare clothes from the magic bag.

As for the pants, I'll give her a new pair.

Even though they're washed, she might not like it.

“Eh, um, thank you ......?” (Vice-captain)

“Well, I think the prank was too much, and it was fun though!” (Itsuki)

“Oh, yeah?　Then it was good, right?　Yeah. I'll be very grateful for a change of clothes. I'll wash it properly and return it to you” (Vice-captain)

“You don't have to return it” (Itsuki)

“No. I'll give it back properly. So, I'll give it back.  So, you know. Come again soon” (Vice-captain)

“Hm?　Well, the day after tomorrow I'll be here anyway ......” (Itsuki)

“No, I mean, come on a normal day. I can't give it to you the day after tomorrow, right?” (Vice-captain)

“Oh. Yup. I get it. Shiro seemed to like it too, so I'll be back” (Itsuki)

“Yup!” (Vice-captain)

A big smile on her face.

But .......

"Instant startled!　Is she actually a nice person?　I tried imitating what I found in the testimonial of "What is this feeling ......", and it seems to be very effective.

The idea is that if one is being gentle, one should tease the other person to the very limit of what is too much, and then be gentle at the very end to leave a strong impression that one is actually a good person.

“Lord, you lady-killer” (Shiro)

“Where did you learn that word!?” (Itsuki)

“Letty said. Lady-killer seduce girls” (Shiro)

From Letty means from Hayato?

Even the word 'lady-killer' from Hayato: ......?

Rather I think Hayato himself is a lady-killer .......

Oh I see.

"Oh no, that makes me sound like I am lady-killer ......”

Something like that, I guess.

I can see myself exploding.

“Well, I'd better get going” (Itsuki)

“Then I'll see you out to the entrance” (Theresa)

“Oh, thank you. See you in a day after tomorrow” (Itsuki)

Today was fun.

But I'm tired for that .......

As soon as I finish dinner and take a bath, let's go to bed. ......

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