Chapter 3 - 2 My Home My Life – Guiding to Kitchen and Garden

Now, let's put the exchange with Darma aside for a moment and take a quick look inside.
The guide is Darma through.

[Now, let all go through the gate and I'll start with the garden.] (Darma)

With a fresh smile on his face, as if there had been no exchange earlier, Darma-san begin to lead the way.

[This is currently the lawn, but you can change it as you like.] (Darma)
[Ho. That’s nice. Right, Wendy?] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[Yes. I would like to grow seasonal flowers, fruits, etc.] (Wendy)

That's nice. I'm sure Wendy will create a spectacular garden.

[Hmm? What's with that tube?] (Kazuki Shinomiya)

In one corner of the garden, I see the tip of a round pipe-like tube.
Why did that tube have placed there?

[That one is for ventilation of the baths in the basement. The bath was supposed to be in the basement, so we connected it to the ground for air flow. Rest assured. There's no peeking spot in the bath.] (Darma)
[Good to know that. Now that I think of it, there was a bath.] (Darwin)
[Does young master like to take a bath?] (Darma)
[Yes, that's right. In the original world, I take a bath every day.] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[Then I'm glad to hear it-desu wa! I designed the baths myself, so please look forward to it!] (Meira)
[Meira? Can you stop being so eccentric?] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[What kind of image do you have of me........... Of course, being a drifter, I've made a bath that suits you perfectly.] (Meira)

I don't want a fancy bath with gold leaf coating all over it like a golden kelp bath, because you look like a young lady.
A bath is a relaxing space, and I don't want to get too tired from it even though I want to heal daily fatigue.

[Let’s see. It's quite novel, but I'm sure you'll be pleased with it.] (Darma)
[That one is quite good, isn't it? If I'm going to refurbish the baths in my main house, I'm more than willing to let Meira design the next one.] (Darwin)

I'll trust you for a moment if you say that you approve of Darwin, who seems to be serious about his work, and Darma, who is seriously involved in construction.
But don't underestimate the high level of awareness that Japanese people have about a bath.
I am in part who will refuse unique bath.
When I was living alone and looking for a house, that's where I started my search.

[My main business is exporting and importing from local areas, and I get a lot of information about local specialties and unusual information from different regions. That's why I made this one based on a story about a drifter in a local area who was impressed by it - wa] (Meira)
[Heh. So, if I go to another city to visit, I can ask Meira about it, and she knows all about it.] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[Yeah. You're welcome to visit anytime - wa. I can come along and show you around, if you like, okay?] (Meira)

I appreciate a guide, but it's helpful to have a local informant close by.
I heard that there are many regional specialties here as well, but I'd like to check out its local place where food I like is produced.

[If I get a chance, I'll ask.] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[Yes. I look forward to it.] (Meira)

Meira grabbed the edge of her skirt and bowed her head gracefully.
I think she has a good personality.
I don't know why she was adopted by Darwin.

[Now, the garden is almost untouched, so I'm going to leave it to the customer, so let me show you what's inside.] (Darma)
[Oh, sure, Thanks for your favor.] (Kazuki Shinomiya)

The first thing I notice when I step through the large wooden door is that there is no place to take off my shoes or clogs, which makes me remind myself that I am Japanese.
Well, of course, it's the same as in other countries.

Once inside, the first thing that catches my eye is the chandelier that descends from the second floor.
Chandelier, which is not that big but looks tall, hangs from the ceiling of the second floor and seems to make good use of the space.
And beyond that is a wide corridor, with Darma standing in front of the nearest door.

[This is the kitchen and dining area.] (Darma)

When I went inside, there was a kitchen on the left, and on the other side, there was a brick kiln to handle the fire, a shelf to set the dishes, and the silverware I asked for.

[There's a few days' worth of food in here, just preserve food through, but if there's not enough, you can request an additional inventory.] (Darma)
[I'm sure you know this, but I'm only going to do the inventory once. Don't try to order more just because you're done eating it.] (Darwin)
[I know what you mean...] (Kazuki Shimomiya)

Darwin-san, why are you scaring me with your eyes?
I'm not like Reinrich and the others, I can't be able to do such a horrible thing in the grand scheme of things.
In addition, the catalogue is in the process of being produced.
If I look at the house and notice anything I need, I'll ask for it to be added.

[Speaking of which, does Wendy know how to cook rice?] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[I do have cooking skill, but I'm only at level 4, so please don't expect too much.] (Wendy)
[Mmm, okay, it's fine. It is as good as it could be. I'm level one. Then I guess I should let Wendy teach me how to cook.] (Kazuki Shinomiya)

I've barely done anything but alchemy since I came to this world.
If I can slowly raise my level of cooking and agriculture from now on, that's fine.

[Working with Master.... Yes. I will do my best.] (Wendy)
[No, you don't have to be so enthusiastic.] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[No, I will do everything in my power to carry out my master's orders!] (Wendy)

Wendy, who is so eager to do it, even making a fist, is kind of cute.
That’s right. We could do together in such......

『Master?　The way you hold the knife is bad. Excuse me. I just need you to hold it right here...』 (Wendy in Kazuki’s Delusion)
『...Wendy?　You know, if you're getting close to me from behind...』 (Kazuki in Kazuki’s Delusion)
『?...Hm! Kya! 』 (Wendy in Kazuki’s Delusion)
『It hurt』(Kazuki in Kazuki’s Delusion)
『Oh!　I'm sorry, master! 』(Wendy in Kazuki’s Delusion)
『Painful...』 (Kazuki in Kazuki’s Delusion)
『Bleeding! Excuse me! Hamu』 (Wendy in Kazuki’s Delusion)
『Wendy!? To my finger! Ahh!!』 (Kazuki in Kazuki’s Delusion)

Thing like that? Thing like that, I think.
Oooh heh heh. This is pretty bad stuff ever, even for me.

[Well...] (Darma)
[What are you saying all of a sudden!?] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[Lord. Should I have to snap your finger?] (Shiro)

Hmm? Hmm?
Hmmm?
Hmmm-mmm-mmm!!!?

[What are you talking about, that's ridiculous!] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[No, no, no. Not many people talk about their own fantasies.] (Darma)
[Are you telling me that I've been expressing my delusions?] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[What's with the way you talk? Yeah, from the part where she closes up behind you to the part where she puts your fingers in her mouth.] (Darma)
[Ha-ha-ha-ha. Kill me!] (Kazuki Shinomiya)

[More importantly, is it fine for you to not look other side?] (Darma)
[That's right! Wendy-san, it's not!] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[.......] (Wendy)

Wendy flushed and looked away.

[T,That is embarrassing, but if it's what master wants...] (Wendy)
[It's not true! It's a joke! It's a JOKE! It's just a delusion!] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[Oh, shall I do that for you in her place?] (Darma)
[Shut up for a second, you good-looking man!　I'm going to make a prostration for the first time in my life!　Wendy, please look at me!] (Kazuki Shinomiya)

Wendy didn't turn to face me for a moment, with her face bright red.
I've been working so hard to build up my likability, but now I'm afraid my likability has been turned upside down!
Is it enough just prostrate with only knee? Do I need to prostrate with entire body?
I beg you, Wendy, look at me!
And Shiro! I haven't cut my finger yet, so you don't have to try to suck my finger!
But thank you so much for not avoiding me!

[... well, what the heck. I mean, it's definitely that boobs. It's not like I don't know how you feel.] (Darwin)

Darwin's gentle comfort is hurting my heart even more.
ShikuShiku...

...No wait, me.
I'm planning on taking a bath with Wendy and Shiro.
If so, it's normal to feel the pressure of her chest.
It's probably a much weaker category.
If I am put on the back foot by something like this, I will be in trouble later.
If then it is!

[Fu. Huhuhu...] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[Lord, it scary] (Shiro)
[This time, you're suddenly laughing out loud!] (Darma)
[That's a face that awaken something. I wonder what he's going to do next!] (Darwin)
[Father, young master is desperate, so don't be too happy about it.] (Darma)
[Wendy!] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[Wow, yes!] (Wendy)
[Listen to me, Wendy! When you're teaching me to cook, you're teaching me by pushing those boobs! Oh, and when you walk out, just walk with my arm against your chest like you did before. OK!?] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[ [ [ ...Wow] ] ] (Darwin) (Darma) (Meira)

I point at Wendy and say it...
I made it as master's order, but honestly, I don't know what I'm doing anymore.
But I can't back down here.
I need moderate eros in my life from now on!
I am going to live with Wendy, you know? There is no way I can withstand it.
If so, the shame of this moment is fleeting in the long run!　I suppose this one moment will determine whether or not I am compelled to abstain!

[Let's see.... Yes. I understand, Master...-sama?] (Wendy)
[Hahahahahaha! Oh, this guy. Seriously, it's bad...Hahahaha!] (Darwin)
[He's a pervert-desuwa!　He was a hell of a pervert-wa!　He even made an additional request-wa!] (Meira)
[Nope. As expected of Rainerich-sama's disciple, a young master indeed. I never think like that.] (Darma)

I'm fine with being a pervert. I'm willing to do whatever it takes to get what I want, whatever name I get call.
I just hope that tomorrow I don't die in agony and chill out.
Nevertheless, Darwin, you're laughing too much.
Hey, don't hit that clean dining table.
And, Shiro, you don't have to force yourself, OK?
As for you... well, unfortunately, I'm hoping you'll grow up a bit.

[I cannot withstand it......... It will become a virtue if I experience it. Now be patient for now, myself...] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[Even if you push through it, it will only make you a pervert-wa!　Don't even think about not getting caught!] (Meira)
[Even if he is a pervert, is he still a master, ...?　And come to think of it, I was pressing my breasts on myself when I went out with my master..... Huh?　I think what happened earlier was nothing out of the ordinary...] (Wendy)
[Wendy-san, you're confused-desuwa!　Come back to your senses now!　There's a difference between walking around and pressing your chest against him-desuwa!] (Meira)
[Well, uh, what is it?　But I'm already vowed to give my body and mind to Master...] (Wendy)
[It's fine, Wendy. There's nothing wrong with that.] (Kazuki Shinomiya)

That’s right.
There is no problem with it.
If it's consensual, there's no problem!

[Oh, yes. That's right. There's no problem, is there?] (Wendy)
[Of course, I do. Look, here's what I'm thinking. You can't convey your thoughts unless you say them out loud. So, Wendy and Shiro, if you want me to do something for you, just say so. Because sometimes you don't know what you're doing until you're told.... I like both of you. I love you. I want to be with you forever. I want to live with you forever. I want to make sure both of you get what you want as much as possible. So, when you get what you want, I need you both to get what I want.] (Kazuki Shinomiya)

This is what I truly mean.
Although they are slaves, I sincerely want to support and help them in whatever they want to do.
It's just a little bit of my desire mixed in with it.

[Hmmm. White likes Lord. So I'll tell you exactly what I want you to do.] (Shiro)
[Master... Yes. I love Master too. We will do what Master wants. I will always be with Master, no matter what.] (Wendy)
[This time he's misleading you by making it sound like a good story -wa!　Wendy-san, Shiro-san, don't be deceived -wa!] (Meira)
[Meira. Now we're talking about family in a way. I want outsiders to be quiet.] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[Family... Shiro also too!] (Shiro)
[That' s right, Meira-san. Could you please don't interrupt with our conversation?] (Wendy)
[Ugh, I am thinking of you two....] (Meira)
[No problem. We believe in the true nature of Master. He is our master, including all of his good and bad points. Just because your master is a little naughty, doesn't mean we're going to be disappointed by it.] (Wendy)
[Shiro will protect our family and Lord's happiness. That's all.] (Shiro)
[Now you've made a common enemy and bonded with them. You're a natural con artist.] (Darwin)
[That's amazing. It went by in a flash. I'd like to learn it from you.] (Darma)

Somehow it worked!?
It worked, isn’t it!!?
Wendy also has 《Proof of Affinity》, so it's not like she has some sort of state disorder or something, right?
Maybe she's already suffering from a state disorder with an affinity level of 0, I guess?
I mean, I don't even have those skills!

[Whew. It worked out okay somehow.] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[No, it's not -wa! Put the two of them back together again, you fiend!]

Hey, hey, hey. It's your father who's fiend.
How dare you address me, this good alchemist........

[Come to think of it, you said that Meira would be my wife. Then Meira might become my family member too. And Meira, if you're going to be my family, you''re going to listen to me, right?] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[Huh!?] (Meira)

I gently put my mouth close to her ear and whisper her.

[Do you mind if I do XX for XX and forcibly give you my XX to Meira's ■■■?] (Kazuki Shinomiya)
[Whoa! What! What the hell are you saying?] (Meira)
[Hey, he's gonna get my Meira this time, too.] (Darwin)
[Do you want to stop? To be honest, I don't want to get involved because it's so interesting to watch.] (Darma)
[Agreed. Let's see how far our Meira goes.] (Darwin)
[Help me, my family!] (Meira)

Whew. All right. Somehow it worked out! Problem solved!
The other three, please don't spread this story, please!